Pregnant stripper...not hot.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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