Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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