just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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