**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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