no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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