please come you make the beer taste better
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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