Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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