And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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