What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Farmville is her only friend.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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