I would go down on you faster than GM stock
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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