This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
being pregnant is like rehab
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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