yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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