you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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