what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Panties = found
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize