hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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