I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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