Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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