I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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