Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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