I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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