If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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