they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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