my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
did i walk over a car last night?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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