Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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