You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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