Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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