then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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