You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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