i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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