no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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