If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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