Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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