i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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