omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
im holly from the hills drunk
worst night to have a conscience
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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