I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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