so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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