No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize