Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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