I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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