i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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