Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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