I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Randomize
