Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
