My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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