So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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