People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
your like the ambassador to my penis.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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