i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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