Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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