Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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