Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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