I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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