I think I am morally bankrupt
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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