so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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