Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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