i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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