hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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